Elizabeth McCracken @elizmccracken I went to the doctor yesterday. Because "was attacked by geese" is on my medical record, first question every time from both nurse & doctor is, "Any more trouble with geese?"

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At my kid's doctor appointment... She asked if we have guns at home. Ma'am, I've got guns in your office.

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Elizabeth McCracken @elizmccracken I went to the doctor yesterday. Because "was attacked by geese" is on my medical record, first question every time from both nurse & doctor is, "Any more trouble with geese?"

At my kid's doctor appointment... She asked if we have guns at home. Ma'am, I've got guns in your office.

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